Thursday, October 30, 2008

Terry Klumpp

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

We heard he had contracted this current swine flu and went off to a traditional healr in the mountains outside Oaxaca to receive treatment and study traditional herbs but that was the last we heard of him over 2 years agon and fear he may have gone into the heart of darkness as it were. Our prayers to the goddess are with him in his spirit journey.

Anonymous said...

I saw him in Mexico City at an art opening and he was surrounded by adoring fans and excellent art. However when I questioned him and asked if he was the artist formerly known as Terry Klumpp [ his paintings were signed Moloch ] he had me ejected from the event. I was provided cab fare however.

Anonymous said...

Supposedly they are in the works at TriStar [ Disney ] for a film on his life. I heard that Matthew Lillard was being considered for the role and that it was to be shot on location in Dallas, Portland Oregon and Mexico [ Cancun ]. Rumor on IMDB is that Terry Gilliam [ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ] is considering teaming up with Tim Burton [ Alice ]. Should be quite a trip!

Anonymous said...

Latest and Greatest: Update, OMD... seen in Bauden in Germany with a film crew and NO kidding playing the lead in inde film: KLAUS - Trouble is my middle name. The story of german actor Klaus Kinski...father of Natasha....who thinks THATS cool???

Anonymous said...

Wow, who knew, I roomed with him on Oct 14-16, 2011 at the World Rubik's Cube Championship 2011-Bangkok, Thailand. We stayed up pretty much the whole night sampling Thai Wines. He went comatose in cab early in the morning, and me and the driver put him in wheelchair and took him up to our suite. He stayed in the wheelchair (I was happy to leave him there seeing how he was my main competitor). But the alarm on his world time watch went off, he hopped up, got sick in my suitcase, and ran out the door. He had told me his name was Micha Pleskowicz from Poland; but, the cab driver and hotel concierge insisted on seeing his ID that night, so I had found it in his jacket, revealing his true identity.

He placed first in the Classic Cube Division.
I never touched the suitcase or it's contents, leaving it behind in a whirlwind of loss and disgust.

The stench of failure still won't wash off; but, I'm now the lead judge of Thai Wines for The San Francisco Wine & Spirits competition.

Brother Theo said...

This just in... 13 years into the millennium, and the rumors won't cease. But we have a very good source out of Zürich, and Baden that Terry Klumpp is actually the "unclaimed" [ read that, b*stard] son of the Rothschild family. Or at least - one of them. This connection to the Illuminati casts dubious shadows across the "Norman Rockwell" image portrayed elsewhere. It has been affirmed that the NSA as well as the CIA and FBI have been monitoring his activity based on his self proclaimed interest in natural plant healing and the eschaton. As the code goes, "There's a pony in there somewhere." Read that backwards using the plus-5 mode of far seeing. You'll know, if you are in the know.

Joni Garcia said...

Ha! I always thought he was super sexy and mysterious. Who knew he was also so fucking hilarious...and clever

Anonymous said...

When we first began to inquire into the goings-on of the mysterious and yes, QUITE sexy, Terry M. Klumpp seven years ago and counting [M is for Mephisto or Miscreant, we are looking into the background, etymology and certain aramaic translations] - who knew that this rainbows-and-unicorns-rollercoaster would take us around the globe? Who here has seen the Most Interesting Man in the World Dos Equis television ads? Well, they play like a worn copy of "Are you there God, it's me, Margaret" filched from the local Barbara Bush library branch in comparison to the files we have encountered on our self-described "modern day Dionysus". While the right hand giveth - charity work, exotic location volunteerism, altruistic endeavors and giving away $20 bills at stop lights to the inebriated and destitute, the left hand doth take away - gnosticism, transhumanism beliefs, rumors of prayer to Abraxus and Baphomet, attendance at private live "adult entertainment" events best left to the imagination and ultimately too much time spent among the depraved and fleeting pleasure palaces of the 99% and underbelly of society. His is a tale that could make Dr Faustus blush. Women adore him and men want to be him. Fan club websites are ultimately appreciated and encouraged. Meanwhile - open your third eye and stare unblinking into http://thegodabovegod.com/ and tell Miguel - "Enkidu sent me hither." Peace out biznitches.

Anonymous said...

As with the retirement of Subcomandante Marcos and the passing of the baton to a new generation of rebels, leaders, and forward thinkers, we have discovered that even when we knew that we didn't know what we knew when we knew it - perhaps the moniker of "Terry Klumpp" has all along been nothing more than a convenient cover for what may be a Wikipedia's worth of aliases, akas, designations, even nom de plumes. The legend continues as do the sightings, stories, and ultimately the accusations and alt-facts. Who really is Terry Klumpp? I think this is a question each one of us should best ask ourselves alone, in private, under the stars, and after having ingested every dark, liquid ounce of what the shaman instructed us to take. Only the may we have a chance to see beyond the curtain and enigma that is the Klumpp. But on a more trivial note, we have it on good sources that he is the head minister in Paramaribo, Suriname at the Church of the Christian Atheists and Skeptic Believers. Please confirm with your own research here and leave comments. Have a blessed day.

Anonymous said...

12.14.20

We keep receiving a signal. There is a faint ghost transmission picked up on 004200 megahertz on Thors-day evenings. It is a numbers station apparently, with the following pattern being repeated for 10hrs 11 minutes and 1 second: 28:06:42:12. Please - if anyone knows how this is connected to Klumpp, contact Professor M. Hopseit.

Thank you - Kurtz

Anonymous said...

This just in from an anonymous source that may or may not be associated with a three letter government agency.

TPK or often known by an alias “Terry Klumpp” has been tracked via satellite, microchip, humnit, glue sniffing dogs, dog sniffing cats, and was last seen leaving the United States heading for a “neutral country”.

Please consider him armed, legged, elbowed, knees and toes. Do not attempt to apprehend— just say the words “we need the black bird” and we’ll do the rest.


Oh, and I am not a robot.

Anonymous said...

>>> If you have made it this far, I found someone named Sol who seems to be representing him as an artist? But with all this AI, Deep Fake, PKD societal shift - who can say? I just googled Sol Encryptus and there appears to be a connection.

Anonymous said...

Quite sure I just saw him selling mint jam at the Cleveland Farmers Market last Saturday. He was wearing sandals, jorts, and had a very long mustache that seemed to impede his speech. But business did look brisk.